Trials and Tribulation of a Suburban Neighborhood
Thursday, June 18, 2009 at 11:38AM Today's email stream has been oh so interesting.
Just some quick background: I own a house in Towson Manor Village which is
just east of downtown Towson, MD.
The chain started with the following request from a neighbor:
*From: Murray, L
Subject: people sleeping in the park pavilion
* *There was a person sleeping in the pavilion at the Towson Manor village
park this morning around 7:30 am. I also caught someone sleeping under the
pavilion bench 2 weeks ago. Who do we contact about this?*
*Lisa Murray*
Then a neighborhood official responded with:
*I haven't been able to get anyone over at the County to respond to my
repeated requests to have the pavillion removed. Any ideas as to how can we
get this to happen sometime this summer, while we have the good weather?
*
Another neighbor marvels back:
*
**Wouldnt it be fun if we all got together with our nifty tools and knocked
it down together as a neighborhood then have a party afterwards on the
rubble?!?!?!?!?*
Then comes the best reply I've ever read:
*Is it any wonder the Hitler was so successful? With modern social
networking we can out-do Nazi Germany in the fomenting of hate!
Just light the pavilion on fire and hopefully the person too while they are
sleeping. Or beat them to death with a baseball bat like those teenagers
did for fun as shown on 60 minutes.
Or...how about leaving them alone. Just a thought.... After all, I might
need to sleep under that pavilion before too long. You wouldn't want to
deprive a former neighbor would you? Or, is it as soon as one falls out of
the suburban formation they become expendable? 'For whom the bell tolls...
it tolls for thee'*
And it continues from there. What do you think? Should we raze the pavilion
or allow vagrants to sleep there?




